Magic Twigs

Sometimes I go to The Place Of Magic Twigs




and I cover myself with them




then I dream about The Red Tree...

"I am The Red Tree. What do you want?"
"I want to listen to you sing."
"Okay then."

(Sings)..

"I dreamt a dream about a turtle
Living in a lovely way
Then I picked it up and hurtled
It across the motorway
Hey hey."

"Did you like that?" asked The Red Tree.
"Yes very much, thank you," I replied.




Then I usually wake up somewhere like a shop (I don't know why) and shake hands with people.

Theatrical

Here I saw William Shakespeare with his friends shopping in Ikea for a bed, it was the worst play I've ever seen.

Shiny

Here someone suspends balls in a line and blows a horn at them, there's nothing else to do on Monday evenings.

The World

This is me with Steptoe and Son calculating how far away the world is, and we wonder if anyone can see us.

Dalek

It looks for Dr Who whilst I look at it's can-opener.

Sticks

This man rubs two sticks together to make fire (I watch to see if he sets his head alight).