Eye Pipe

This is an eye pipe that makes it possible to see things that cannot be seen without it, and this person makes it possible for me to see with it.




I looked in the pipe and saw a big ball and wondered who lived on it.




"HELLOOO!!!" I shouted in the pipe.

"HELLOOO!!!" shouted a voice from the sky (it sounded like me).

My Holiday Photos

Hello. I want you to know these are my holiday photos seeing as Perriette mentioned them. But I am not being controlled by Perriette because I control her with my teapot.





The seagulls filled the sky.




An alien crosses the road on Monday. It might have been going to work, I don't know.




Swans are'nt hairy but I like them.




There was a cat.




There was a window.




A flying tent.




A tortoise crosses the beach.




I saw the sea.



That's some of what happened whilst I was there, nothing happened at home until I got back.

Poem (iLlustratiOn fridaY)

I hate poems and I write them sometimes. This one I wrote whilst hating it..


"The Wind Hates My Umbrella And I Hate The Wind"

'You blow your bag of wind and air
At me through an invisible pip
My umbrella is now over there
Because you hate to see me with it.

I hate you wind
I hate you.

Get stuffed."

Peaceful

It was a peaceful day with no-one about, so I shouted
"PISS BAGS!!!".

Holiday

I'm going on holiday to a far away place for two weeks so won't be here but elsewhere. After two weeks I won't be away any more I'll be back here. I don't know where everyone else will be or when but I expect they know about that, they can look after themselves. If you are not them you can't be me, so I don't know who you are but I hope you do. Thank you.

Night Hawks

When the moon is full (I don't know what with) I sit in The Sacred Seat and call upon The Bird Spirits..

"Hixum trixum
Hear me call
From head to bum
To one and all."




Then suddenly they appeared inside my mind.

"We are here
Have no doubt
And it's clear
We're far out."





I replied in the traditional way...

"I do find
Upon this moonlit night
You are kind
To wear your hat of shite."

Bubbles

One of my favourite ways to relax is to hide behind a glass of water and think about it. I wrote a poem doing this once...

"I can hear what the water thinks
And I think that I will find
It's me who's thinking in the drinks
With the bubbles of my mind."

Baby Sitting

"You great big baby, I want you to know that you're not the one who controls me because I'M the one who contro.." **POW**

Know And Not Know

There was a cuckoo in the newspaper today, and I said in my mind "You might be looking at me but I want you to know I know you don't know what I'm thinking about."
"You're thinking about me," it said.
"Oh."