Thursday, May 17, 2007

Bird Spotting


"BLOW YER CUCKOO
YER BIG FAT COOT!!!".. I shouted...




"...THROW YER COCKATOO
AT A CLOCK OR TWO!!!"




"... STUFF YER BEAK
UP A PARAKEET !!!!"




I looked at it and it said nothing.




I shouted
"I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I WANT TO THROW
MY DECKCHAIR AT YO
BUT I AM ASLEEP-O
YOU DUCK-FACED BAT!!!!"

It was time to go home so I did.
"You don't control me I CONTROL YOU!!!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHHAAAA, BoiledPacificBlackDuckEgg? It doesn't help when you YELL at birds if trying to spot them BoiledEggInADeckchair! Lorikeet Jack wouldn't like where you told it to stuff its beak! Served on a nest Cuckoos!!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I was yelling in my sleep so not sure if the cuckooduck heard me. It made me want to throw my deckchair at it, but I don't know why.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you are upset about still not finding your Mummy BoiledEggInADeckchair ...

merlinprincesse said...

Looking for you Muuuuummmmmyyyy!!
Poor baaaaabyyyyyy!!!
Don't look in the City!!!!
You Hillbillyyyyy!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is MerlinPrincesse saying BoiledEggInADeckchair appears to be genetically hillbilly? There are plenty of birds in my city ... although Egg's accent is wrong.

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I *VOMIT* on everyone saying mummy and *VOMIT* on myself for saying it.

I'm not a hill and my name is'nt Billy. I am BoiledEggInADeckChair and my deckchair takes me to the city and to the hills. Sometimes I throw it out the window

*THROW*

see.

Anonymous said...

Now go for a roll in the hay to fetch it BoiledEggInADeckchair! Hhehhehheee ...

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I might get my deckchair because I'm out of it.

Mademoiselle Princesse said...

In your next life, you will be a Hellcat.... :) Oups.... There ain't no Hellcat left! Mwhahahahahhahahaha! *vomit*

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

Are you picking on an Anonybird? The shock of it all.

MP, do you mean when he is finally born?

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

MadamoisellePrincesse.. Hellcat's are tiny trumpets compared to me!!!

Perriette.. I spotted the bird good and loud but it did'nt care!

Anonymous said...

You sure you were't poached at birth?

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I don't think so but I don't remember everything.

Anonymous said...

I'm NO Spring Chicken! Hhehhehee