On Wednesdays I become a master of disguise and secretly practice my art. This time I completely camouflaged myself in a park, then I shouted..
"I AM A TREE AND I WANT SQUIRRELS UP ME!!!"
People completely ignored me which proved it worked.
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Are you deciduous, Egg? Does your autumn shell go pretty colours? Watch out for codlin moths.
I'm so glad you are boiled Egg! Imagine hatching into a BIG Cuckoo!
Delusional Eggoooo you are!!!
ElizT.. I am BoiledEggInADeckchair and my shell is attached in the North of England. What do the moths want?
Anonymous.. a BIG HAIRY CUCKOO!!!
MertyPlimsol.. I am BoiledEggInADeckchair.
My mistake, I thought you were some Geordie tree [on Wednesdays].
Any sqirrels up you yet, BoiledEggInADeckchair?
oooooo. i get all tingly just thinking about big hairy cockoos.
ElizT.. waii aii mon.
Anonymous.. the squirrels have gone right up me, down me and up again.
Catnapping.. I'm glad.
it's too bad squirrels have no rhythm...
They go up me then down and up again but not like a cuckoo, no.
Only cuckoo Cuckoos would go up and down. Cuckoos go in and out!
Cuckoos are in the house then out of the house then in it again.
sometimes if boiled egg sits just right, the cuckoos can go up and down at the same time they go in and out...but the their universes must be perfectly aligned.
I'm not surprised about Mick's problem, she flaps them and other things about!
what's the point in having 8 boobs if you can't flap them about?
You want squirrels up you? Perv!
Eight boobs flapping about and a Perriette who gives away squirrels!
HELP ME FORGET BoiledEggInADeckchair!
Why would you wanna forget BoiledEggInADeckChair?
mick envisions my boobies.. the cuckoos from outer space will have to catch me first because I'm not here at the moment and no-one knows where I am!
Anonymous.. Catnapping has many eyes that follow us around and up and down.
Perriette.. I am a tree and I need squirrels!
megalomammary.. they might fly away.
I forgot what I forget.
Why would Mick envision BoiledEggInADeckchair's boobies? Because he doesn't have ANY! HAHAHHAHHAHHHAAAAAA. Mick might start envisioning holes for you next ;)
Everyone's envisaging everything because everyone's taking their clothes off.
STOP IT BoiledEggInADeckchair! You are RUINING my vision!!!
You are an egg and you need to be peeled.
Anon.. I'll keep my shell on.
Perriette.. my shell is my castle!
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