On Tuesdays I open my free doctor's surgery on a bench in town.
"Doctor BoiledEggInADeckChair, my knee has been breaking wind since you ***ppfft*** operated on my elbow," said this patient.
"You mean your knee farts?" I asked.
"Yes ***pppfffft*** it does," he replied.
"Was that your knee?"
"No that was me... ***PPPFFFFFTT*** ..but that was my knee."
"Mmmmm I see."
"Well," I said "I think you should know what I want you to know, and what I want you to know is this.. you must stay away from me for ten years and wear a space suit."
"***PPPFFFFTT*** oh no," he replied.
"Yes, and I'll write a prescription for your space suit, it's a National Health one so don't go to space in it or you'll die."
"Okay doc if you say so ***PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTT***."
"I'M HEALING THE SICK AND MENDING THE LAME
THEY FART AND THEY CLICK AND I AM TO BLAME
AAARRRGG HA HAAAAA," I shouted.
These two where impressed by my medical skill I could tell.
14 comments:
Actually the guys at the bottom are laught at YOU. Silly egg.
too bad. i was getting all aroused looking at your sexy, naked legs till i found out they farted.
Perriette.. I want you to know that is what being impressed looks like and it happens often.
Fartless.. I don't have legs I'M BOILED EGG IN A DECKCHAIR and I practice medicine on a Tuesday!!!!!
Can I have an appointment? My left elbow is purring....
And my right knee is singing "La Marseillaise"! Damn! And I'm not even French! That must be genetic!
It seems you need to grow some geraniums on your cranium and blow a trumpet at yourself.
OH!!!! It worked! Thanks! :))))
That's okay I like to heal people.
Now BoiledEggInADeckchair is a Quack, his Mummy MUST HAVE BEEN A DUCK! HHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAA *pft*
Anonybird, are you responsible for laying this Egg? If so, off to jail with you, too!
NOW you talk to me Perriette? You are still insane ...
oh. "said this patient"
I totally missed that part.
heeeeeeee
Anon.. she was a certified duck.
Catnapping.. I never miss a patient.
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