Saturday, June 16, 2007

Orders


I was shown where the menu was before I ordered and said, "I only want the jacket potato if it's got it's trousers on and the chef must have his on too. I would also like to order a pint of cappucinno without a cap, and after that I will have a chocolate cack. Thank you my good man."

7 comments:

merlinprincesse said...

A puccino is really a good choice!

Joy Eliz said...

It's a shame the guy at the next table didn't order a hard-boiled-egg. Then they could have served you!!! Blah!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

MertyPrintSize.. yes, but I don't know who got the cap!

JoyEliz.. he had a cack instead.

Joy Eliz said...

What, did you generously give him your cack? I bet you did!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I threw some cack at him and he threw some back and then we were thrown out.

Anonymous said...

I thought that Good Lady would have cacked you for calling her a man!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Cacka man!