"Hello, I don't know where my deckchair is," I said.
"Who is this?" asked someone.
"This is BoiledEggInADeckChair. Who are you?"
"This is MI6, hold the line a moment whilst I put you through to someone.... .... ....Hello, this is MI6 Deckchair Department, it appears you've lost your deckchair."
"Yes I know. Can you tell me where it is?"
"No it's a secret, but if you find it then let us know and we'll tell you where it is because it won't be a secret anymore."
"That sounds like a good idea, thank you."
5 comments:
What country is M16 in and how many drinks make 40 pees?
You look NAKED without your deckchair, BoiledEggWithout ADeckchair!
I've seen a flying deckchair in the sky yesterday! Maybe it's migration time? Don't panic, Egggoooooo! I'm sure somebody will throw it back at you!!! *tryingtothrowtheoneIcaught butnotenoughspininmyarm*
It aint no boomerang MerlinPrincesse!
Anonymous.. it's in the country where I am and it pees a lot here.
I'VE GOT MY SHELL ON!!
MertyPieChops.. it must have gone on holiday, I expect MI6 know about it though.
Post a Comment