I know where I am but I don't want other people to know, so I shouted..
"I'M NOT HERE I AM IN LIVERPOOL!!"
Then I changed my mind..
"I'M MOVING TO REYKJAVIC!!"
I closed my eyes as my mind travelled to Reykjavic by boat, knowing no-one knew where I was because I was out of my mind using an ancient mind technique called Teapot Power.
"I AM THE MASTER OF TEAPOT POWER!!"
"NO-ONE CAN SEE ME!!!"
17 comments:
NO ONE???? Are you sure??? You should try Povuknituk.... :)
Once again proving you have dung for brains.
Perriette: I think his brains were accidently scrambled...
And for the unfertile orb reclining...a haiku:
breakfast in L-pool.
boiled egg with a side of mud
eggshells in his teeth
MerlyPrinters.. no-one even knows I'm here saying this thanks to Teapot Power.
Perriette.. no I hav'nt, you have bung for drains.
Yes, we have no eggs..
Boil a bog
When it's ripe
Stuff yer cog.
teapot power is an illusion. the teapot is a false god.
repent! make hellcat your savior!
Reykjavic?. Why not Tombouctou!..
Warm and good for your sm...brain!.I repeat CRAZZYboiledegginateapot: Need a hair-cut!!!...
Born again hellagain.. it's not a god it's a teapot.
Ritadaphne.. juis sui une Tomouctoot avez allez allez Reykjavik et avec tomolah tomolah vatrous veta beta potato. Juis sui non regardes la haircut, merci.
Hmmmmm all the newspapers have BoiledEggInADeckchair on their front page - SEE, WE CAN SEE YOU THERE!
Odd...Very odd. Not so much the spaceship-teapot but why anyone would take a snapshot of an egg...
Anonymous.. it might be The Teapot Herald or The Morning Teapot Tribune.
Joy Eliz.. I don't know what makes you think someone took my picture.
I saw your picture on the milk carton this morning: Have you seen this Egg?
But you were much younger then, and smelled much nicer.
Hhehhehheeee why was Catnapping rubbing her nose against a milk carton?
Catnapping.. maybe it was The Monumental Morning Milk Monthly Magazine. I'll have you know I regenerate every other Tuesday so I DON'T SMELL!!!
Anonymous.. I don't know.
Congratulations for your french
dear boilledegginasaucepan....Whit a deckchair! Je n'ai rien understood...Mais non, this is une JOKE....!!!
Ju sui une petit petit Francais, vous avez grande Anglaterre!
We don't know.
I know.
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