"Oi," said a voice "I have gone around the bend (of the teapot) to be here and see you there."
"Teapot Me I see you there and wonder why you're here," I replied.
"It is time," he said "for me to sing the Teapot Song to you."
I looked at him and he did nothing, so I fell asleep. Then he began to sing...
"I come from a distant place
It's where I have my dinner
You must be off your face
To see me in the inner.
I am you as Teapot Me
And we are me and you
If you'd like a cup of tea
Then we could have one too.
I often talk a lot of shite
When saying what I think and do.. yo
I stuffed my teapot up a pipe
And blew it out the window."
I woke up and blew out the window *pffft* then fell asleep again.
14 comments:
BoiledEggInADeckchair can't be OFF HIS FACE because he doesn't have one in the first place! It's still stinky here.
My face is a mind secret that only the mind can see *pfft*
I don't know how you went *pffft* either! There isn't a hole anywhere.
Googoogachou! (or so)
Anon.. it's a mind hole.
MartyPumpkins.. bless you.
*snort* Thanks!
very nice reflection picture.
MertyPieShops.. thank you.
tsduff.. that's Teapot Me.
I'm smashing your teapot! Leave Modroom alone!
I'm throwing my deckchair! Leave my teapot alone!
how is it that a hard boiled egg is getting better drugs than the rest of us?
I was boiled for an hour and I do what I do is how I do it.
I've smashed your teapot and thrown out your deckchair and cracked your shell. You are hopeless!
Boiled for an HOUR?! That explains a lot.
It explains why he is CRACKED!
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