Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Control


I can control things with my teapot. Sometimes I say to my friend Perriette "I want you to know, Perriette, I am controlling you with my teapot and I want you to have a proper shave for once." Then she does.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

AHA! So YOU are the one Perriette has assigned to give grief to AnonyBird! I'm pleased she has had a shave ... she needed one with a CLEAVER! Only needs doing once hehhehheeee

Ces Adorio said...

Hahahaha!

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

Hahahhahaha!!!! I'll have you know that I do NOT dress like that!!!! And Anony is the one who needs a shave. She has 39 black whiskers on her chinny chin chin.

TeaCup power Rules!!!!! I am immune to your evil Teapot!!

Anonymous said...

OH so it WASN'T Perriette who assigned you Egghead!?! You only dressed her hehheee. I want you to know I no longer have whiskers and Perriette is MY VERY BESTEST FRIEND! We're having a tea party now with egg sandwiches hehehheeee

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Anonymous.. I want you to know you and Perriette both look better after a shave. Friendship is nice with sandwiches but not egg ones!

Ces.. HEEHEEHEEEEE.

Perriette.. my Teapot is more powerful than your Teacup Power.

TEAPOT POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

WRONG again, chicken squirt!

I actually am a rootin' tootin' cowgirl and need a pistol instead of a cleaver so I can do some target shootin'. Ahhh, I'll use this little bird dropping known as Egghead as a target. Now we'll see that you really are a yellow bellied chicken under that bronzer and wig! Laugh it up, my pasty little friend, cuz soon you'll be fried!!! Hahahahhahaha.......

Teapot Power - Phooey!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I want to suggest to you that you will only hurt yourself if you try to beat my Teapot Power because you drink oil out of the ground and dance on a cow which is wrong.

Anonymous said...

I want you to know that BIG Texan hat will get in the way of any rootin and tootin too! I'm talking talking to Perriette, not the Egghead.

Anonymous said...

I'm not nervous either.

ElizT said...

If you are controlling the traffic as well as Perriete it looks like a quiet time, with one old car, one potty person and one belisha teapot.

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

I'll pistol whip anyone who calls me a "potty person"...whatever that is.

Chicken squirt, you know NOTHING!!

Anonybird, will you be a clay pigeon for me? hehehehe The egglett is too full of holes now. He has a leakage problem.

Anonymous said...

The "potty person" is obviously YOU Perriette! A pistol whip isn't as bad as being a clay pigeon. BoiledEgg is speechless!

The OE said...

Covert operatives have more close shaves than you can shake a deck chair at

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

ElizT.. I want you to know that I think you're right. Perriette needs a lot of controlling so I can only control one car because my Teapot needs to concentrate a lot to overcome Perriette's Teacup.

Perriette.. you only know how to dance on a cow and walk around like John Wayne.

Anonymous.. you and Perriette should make a good couple because you have the same potty.

The OE.. and I've shaken my deckchair at a lot of things, as well as thrown it out the window many times but I don't know why I do it.

Anonymous said...

PFFFFFT!!! Our butts were seperated by a crocodile a VERY LONG time ago BoiledEggInADeckchair! Not yours and mine but Perriette's and mine ... we might have shared a nappy EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

Der, Anony. Isn't that what I said. I still don't know it is.

I have long overcome teapot power and it didn't hurt at all! HA! No one controls me, especially not some chicken squirt in a bad wig.

My potty is NOT under my bed!

Catnapping said...

listen to your toaster.

Debra Kay said...

Nothing like a good shave to set you to rights. I shave my legs at least twice a year for that very reason.

Anonymous said...

EGOOOOO your missing out on this sexy bird's new swimming cossie!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Anonymous.. pooh!

Perriette.. you are completely potty.

Catnapping.. cheers!

Debra Kay.. so do I !

Anonymous.. nothing new there then.

Debra Kay said...

Egg, it's almost time for Valentine's day-time to shave your legs!

Lapin Poulain said...

Egggoooo! Where are yuoooooo?

Anonymous said...

HooHooo...,poor Lapin poulain! Nous
know que il know que we don't know WHERE...But, y know....! HéHé..
Devinez.........!

Anonymous said...

Aunty Rita SPOKE!

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