Monday, July 7, 2008

Written Film-Script-Poem

When I want you to know something so you to know what it is. I have been writing a film-script in a poem for two weeks and this is it..




"The Poem film"


(Beginning)..

orange table night and windmill

sardine on wall

piano looking

here comes

television turtle house.




(Middle)...

Television Turtle House: "Sharon and Stacy
Are pigs"


Windmill: "I hate that."

Television Turtle House (holding rockets): "This is this." (suddenly he goes in the air to the shop).

Windmill: "Ha Ha."



Television Turtle House is back

through window

with a tea-cake

(everyone has a party) oh.



Ending...

Sharon and Stacy

Become train drivers

They know how

The turtle

Can see

Them


In the morning the door falls down
And the sardine drops off the wall.

The End

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Very Tired After Writing Song

I want you to know how tired I am after writing a song for two days, you can sing it to people...




'Tea Far Away'


see boat

with ant captain

driving about

...........

robert and brenda

are fat cows

...........

(chorus)

far tea

far tea

captain far tea ant

...........

robert and brenda

are sailors

...........

drive now

to go

ant and boat cow

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Very Tired After Poem

Hello. I am very tired after writing this poem all day, and I want you to know what it is...

'Citrus Citrus'

citrus pips

throw your pip

at the citrus

...............

catch a bus

to throw your pip

at citrus

:::::::::::::::

throw your hair

at the bear

...............

say to ginger bus

and throw your pip

at some citrus

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Music For Jack

I want you to know and for Jack to know that this is a music video I've made for King Jack the Parrot who has had a strange time lately in Australia. I have been learning to play music with a local musician and we've made this to help Jack feel better...

Monday, May 12, 2008

Being In Grass

This is a day when I looked with Little Belmattron..

Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Visitors

This film is classified top secret so don't tell anyone about it. Ssshhhhh.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Know Mind



BoiledEggInADeckchair: Hello salt.

Salt:

BoiledEggInADeckchair: I want you to know what I will say to you.

Salt:

BoiledEggInADeckchair: I will say to you that I know what you know because I can read your mind.

Salt:

BoiledEggInADeckchair: Oh yes I can.

Salt:

BoiledEggInADeckchair: You're thinking you want me to know that I don't know what you know.

Salt:


BoiledEggInADeckchair: I've already proved it.

Salt:


BoiledEggInADeckchair: No I'm not delusional, you are.

Salt:

BoiledEggInADeckchair: I already know what Richard Dawkins thinks.

Salt:

BoiledEggInADeckchair: He wants me to know I'm not doing this and I want him to know he can get stuffed but he thought he said that when I did.

Salt:

BoiledEggInADeckchair: Yes he did, he used all of his head.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Control


I can control things with my teapot. Sometimes I say to my friend Perriette "I want you to know, Perriette, I am controlling you with my teapot and I want you to have a proper shave for once." Then she does.