It was a peaceful day with no-one about, so I shouted
"PISS BAGS!!!".
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About Me
- BoiledEggIn aDeckchair
- I am medium size and have my shell attached in the North of England.
This is King Jack...
I Have Got An Award
This was given to me by Anonymous who won't stop coming to this blog. This is what my award looks like and it's called Pico.
10 comments:
Welcome back, how did you avoid being pecked by those gulls?
EGG! You are responsible for the floods in the UK!?! That teapot power is being misused!!
Your hair is longer.... You should get a haircut...Hippie!
Castaway. The muppet.
i know what those gulls are thinking..."i think that's food over there in that deckchair."
and i would be cautions calling forth the piss bags. they rain when they're cranky.
Lavender.. I am back. What gulls?
Anon.. I am BoiledEggInADeckchair and I did'nt take my teapot with me.
MandatorySeaPrinters.. my hair is my kingdom and I blow it in the wind.
The OE.. Oxford English. Dictionary.
Catnapping.. I want you to know that thinking things that you know a seagull thinks is thinking about me whilst I'm thinking is something to think about for everybody.
I threw my deckchair at the piss bags and it came back and hit me on the head.
Did you dig up that old Queen Vic while on holiday? She talks like a commoner now. Very disturbing, just like you.
You look very happy. I only get disturbed when I wake up.
We all know that is bronzer (thanks to me, hahahahha) so you can stop pretending you are out there getting a tan!
My shell is all natural out there. You all know nothing and nothing knows you nothing you know.
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