Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Night Hawks


When the moon is full (I don't know what with) I sit in The Sacred Seat and call upon The Bird Spirits..

"Hixum trixum
Hear me call
From head to bum
To one and all."




Then suddenly they appeared inside my mind.

"We are here
Have no doubt
And it's clear
We're far out."





I replied in the traditional way...

"I do find
Upon this moonlit night
You are kind
To wear your hat of shite."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

They must be Cuckoos with shite on their heads!

Anonymous said...

Also ... you mind looks empty apart from the Cuckoos inside it BoiledEggInADeckchair!

ElizT said...

That Pigeon Madonna is beautiful!
Did she want you for her BabyEgglet in a cradle?

Lavender said...

Beautiful hallucinations Eggo, but Iam compelled to express my concern over your sudden need to invoke the bird spirits. This wouldnt be an attempt to use your powers to influence a certain poll, would it?

Anonymous said...

boiledegginadeckchair was plopped out by the shiteheads.

The holy egg remembers where he comes from.


And this is good.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
men.

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Anonymous.. an empty mind is a tidy mind.

ElizT.. I did'nt find out, I threw my deckchair out the window but forgot I was still in it.

Lavender.. I think my powers control themselves sometimes and the poll fell on me!

Don't help me cuz i'm shiteless.. thank you, I think you're right, and I hope you have a shite soon.

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

You've been laying in Anon's birdhouse too long, or maybe you were laid there. In more ways than one. Anyway, you are hopeless.

Catnapping said...

perriette: so who came first, the chicken or the egg?

Anonymous said...

*VOMIT!* Perriette! You are more rotten than the Egg!

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

Egghead should know the answer to that, Catnapping, if he wasn't so thick shelled.

Go suck an egg, Anon.