Sunday, September 2, 2007

Tricky Sky


I should think the sky is made of invisible plums that walk about on stilts, and the clouds are the tables where they have their dinner. The plums paint themselves blue so we can see them, and they talk to us in a way that cannot be heard.

"BoiledEggInADeckchair, are you dreaming about us?" asked an invisible plum.
"I can't hear you, so I can't say if I am or not," I replied.
"We are having some sandwiches on the clouds, you can have one if you like."
"Oh. Okay then."
They gave me a curly piss sandwich and laughed at me. They should'nt mess about with sandwiches because it's too serious, and I don't imagine apricots would behave like that.

17 comments:

ElizT said...

That's what happens if you lie around with your head in the clouds!

Tara LaMar said...

With my luck they'd offer me an egg sandwich. Phooey!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

ElizT.. they should'nt mess about with sandwiches like that, it's too important.

Ophelia Grime.. you would probably stuff it in your ear and blow it out your pipe.

Tara LaMar said...

I would stuff it up your peephole and blow it out of one of the plum's clouds. There is a curly piss sandwich for ya!

btw: I don't smoke a pipe, but thank you for asking.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear what a nightmare!

Having Ophelia here, I mean ...

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Ophelia Brim.. I don't think the teapot would let you do that to me.

I bet you smoke a pip instead.

Anonymous.. plums and Ophelia make me wake up screaming in the morning sometimes.

Lavender said...

What bullys, I say we make invisible plum jam and eat that on our sammys!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I think we should, they made me very cross.

The OE said...

One of the unfortunate realities of National security is that there's a rotten apple in every bushel

Tara LaMar said...

Anon came here and so no plums. She is an old bat...blind as.

The teapot begs me to stuff you. And I know exactly where...now I need to go find Anonymous.

Anonymous said...

I don't want a rotten egg up me!!! So THIS is how friends are Ophelia!?! Still can't see any plums ...

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

The OE.. I bet they're invisible too!

Ophelia Grim.. who's stuffing who where?

Anonymous.. I'm not stuffing material and glad you know that.

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

Still eating sandwiches and playing with plums? Stop downloading chicken porn and blog more. Sheesh!

Of course you can't see the plums, Anon, they are INVISIBLE!! Sheesh!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I've been posting invisible posts.

ElizT said...

I know, I've seen them, but they are not very interesting.

Anonymous said...

I agree with ElizT!

Anonymous said...

Except can't see them like the plums ...