I was looking at a sign that was looking at me.
"Hello here there and everywhere," said a voice behind me.
"Teapot Me it's you!" I replied.
"I want you to know," he continued "that I want to talk and say to you and tell you something by saying it to you when I'm talking."
"Oh good."
"I will demonstrate what Teapot Power is capable of by saying the Special Words," he said.
"Hurry up then," I replied.
"BRING THE POWER OUT
STUFF IT UP A SPOUT
BLOW IT IN THE AIR
STUFF IT EVERYWHERE!!!" he shouted. "Now, look at the sign and see what it says."
"That is a wonderful power, Teapot Me!" I exclaimed.
"Yes it is mighty indeed. Now I must rest for a day and a night.. farewell," and he was gone. I went inside and shouted "TEAPOT POWER!!!" and kept doing what the sign said until they threw me out.
11 comments:
You took an order BoiledEggInADeckchair, from Teapot Me! Stinky ...
I want you to know that I know that you know that Teapot you knows all.
So there!
Good to see you got your deckchair fixed!
Anonymous.. Teapot Me does not control me, he controls fart.
Lavender.. I want you to know that I know you know that, and I want to say to you yes my deckchair is strong once again.
BoiledEggHead, I said TEAPOT ME! I'm a teapot, I'm a teapot, I'm a teapot ...
I said Teapot Me too!
You are just an Egghead!
hard boiled eggs and beer. now that's a powerful fart generator! and some people wonder how the allies won the war!
Anonymous.. yes I am!
Heeeeeee.. they woon by winning it!
Then they won it too.
are you standing on your hair in your new avatar?
You are too funny!!!
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