Friday, August 3, 2007

In The Sky


I was relaxing on holiday a couple of weeks ago, minding my own business, when I noticed something in the sky that had someone in it.
"Hello BoiledEggInADeckchair," it said.
"Hello'" I replied.
"I am The Keeper of The Gateway of Wishes."
"Oh."
"Answer three questions correctly and you win a wish that I will grant you."
"Get stuffed."
"The first question is, what do you do when you are very hungry?"
"Get stuffed."
"Correct. What does a chicken do before it goes in the oven?"
"Get stuffed."
"Correct. If you were a rabbit-hole and a fat rabbit walked in, what would you do?"
"Get stuffed."
"Correct. You have won a wish, what is it you want me to do for you?"
"Get stuffed."
"Very well I shall, farewell."
"AT LAST!!!"

15 comments:

Lavender said...

Stuff & Nonsense, Eggo.

Anonymous said...

Get stuffed! You didn't did you? BLAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ....

Anonymous said...

That grass is lovely and wispy by the way ...

ElizT said...

You have a remarkably limited vocabulary Egg [and unfortunately I know what you will say...].

merlinprincesse said...

Cool stuff!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Lavender.. I've got enough thank you.

Anon.. it was whispering to me, it said GET STUFFED.

ElizT.. dictionary!

MetalPimples.. it's stuffed stuff.

Catnapping said...

my favorite stuff is paraphernalia!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I've never seen a parrot inhaler before.

ElizT said...

It'a little bit like a parachute-dahlia.

ElizT said...

Or paraffinfailure

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

That's what a paraffininhaler gets.

Anonymous said...

two words, egg:

sun screen.

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Teapot Power.

Anonymous said...

These guys say they know you? What's with the girl in the battery costume? Is that a cult thing?

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I've never seen them before but they look ready to charge I think.