I was relaxing on holiday a couple of weeks ago, minding my own business, when I noticed something in the sky that had someone in it.
"Hello BoiledEggInADeckchair," it said.
"Hello'" I replied.
"I am The Keeper of The Gateway of Wishes."
"Oh."
"Answer three questions correctly and you win a wish that I will grant you."
"Get stuffed."
"The first question is, what do you do when you are very hungry?"
"Get stuffed."
"Correct. What does a chicken do before it goes in the oven?"
"Get stuffed."
"Correct. If you were a rabbit-hole and a fat rabbit walked in, what would you do?"
"Get stuffed."
"Correct. You have won a wish, what is it you want me to do for you?"
"Get stuffed."
"Very well I shall, farewell."
"AT LAST!!!"
15 comments:
Stuff & Nonsense, Eggo.
Get stuffed! You didn't did you? BLAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ....
That grass is lovely and wispy by the way ...
You have a remarkably limited vocabulary Egg [and unfortunately I know what you will say...].
Cool stuff!
Lavender.. I've got enough thank you.
Anon.. it was whispering to me, it said GET STUFFED.
ElizT.. dictionary!
MetalPimples.. it's stuffed stuff.
my favorite stuff is paraphernalia!
I've never seen a parrot inhaler before.
It'a little bit like a parachute-dahlia.
Or paraffinfailure
That's what a paraffininhaler gets.
two words, egg:
sun screen.
Teapot Power.
These guys say they know you? What's with the girl in the battery costume? Is that a cult thing?
I've never seen them before but they look ready to charge I think.
Post a Comment