Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Not Here


I know where I am but I don't want other people to know, so I shouted..
"I'M NOT HERE I AM IN LIVERPOOL!!"
Then I changed my mind..
"I'M MOVING TO REYKJAVIC!!"




I closed my eyes as my mind travelled to Reykjavic by boat, knowing no-one knew where I was because I was out of my mind using an ancient mind technique called Teapot Power.

"I AM THE MASTER OF TEAPOT POWER!!"

"NO-ONE CAN SEE ME!!!"

17 comments:

merlinprincesse said...

NO ONE???? Are you sure??? You should try Povuknituk.... :)

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

Once again proving you have dung for brains.

Anonymous said...

Perriette: I think his brains were accidently scrambled...

And for the unfertile orb reclining...a haiku:

breakfast in L-pool.
boiled egg with a side of mud
eggshells in his teeth

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

MerlyPrinters.. no-one even knows I'm here saying this thanks to Teapot Power.

Perriette.. no I hav'nt, you have bung for drains.

Yes, we have no eggs..

Boil a bog
When it's ripe
Stuff yer cog.

Anonymous said...

teapot power is an illusion. the teapot is a false god.

repent! make hellcat your savior!

Anonymous said...

Reykjavic?. Why not Tombouctou!..
Warm and good for your sm...brain!.I repeat CRAZZYboiledegginateapot: Need a hair-cut!!!...

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Born again hellagain.. it's not a god it's a teapot.

Ritadaphne.. juis sui une Tomouctoot avez allez allez Reykjavik et avec tomolah tomolah vatrous veta beta potato. Juis sui non regardes la haircut, merci.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm all the newspapers have BoiledEggInADeckchair on their front page - SEE, WE CAN SEE YOU THERE!

Joy Eliz said...

Odd...Very odd. Not so much the spaceship-teapot but why anyone would take a snapshot of an egg...

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Anonymous.. it might be The Teapot Herald or The Morning Teapot Tribune.

Joy Eliz.. I don't know what makes you think someone took my picture.

Anonymous said...

I saw your picture on the milk carton this morning: Have you seen this Egg?

But you were much younger then, and smelled much nicer.

Anonymous said...

Hhehhehheeee why was Catnapping rubbing her nose against a milk carton?

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Catnapping.. maybe it was The Monumental Morning Milk Monthly Magazine. I'll have you know I regenerate every other Tuesday so I DON'T SMELL!!!

Anonymous.. I don't know.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations for your french
dear boilledegginasaucepan....Whit a deckchair! Je n'ai rien understood...Mais non, this is une JOKE....!!!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Ju sui une petit petit Francais, vous avez grande Anglaterre!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

We don't know.

Madcap Baroness with Teacup said...

I know.