This photo shows what an Australian ghost looks like and proves they exist and that they are nearly as scary as living Australians. It said...
"Gidday yer pommie cobba bastard, I don't wanna piss in yer pocket but it's been hard yakka since I karked and I ain't no Fred nerk I'm fair dinkum and full as a boot."
"Pardon?" I said.
"Yeah I can't hop into the grub for a snag any more and me apricots are jaked but I hav'nt seen any white pointers anyway phwwooaaahhh I just cut the dog in half and ripped me freckle..." etc etc.
It was speaking an unusual language and had a ballon and pisses 'amber' whilst it flies around.
19 comments:
Yes; we don't have a lot to do with the neighbours, their ways are unfathomable.
It's a strange world.
Hhehhehheee, that's a flying monster with a balloon that pisses itself alright! HOWEVER .... most ghosts where he came from ARE pommies! I feel better he didn't see any white pointers in the shower stalls ...
Oi! Mind me eyes Mate! I can see yer Raw Prawn!!!
I hope you covered your white pointers in the shower Lavender even if ghostie says he didn't see any, he sounds like he saw some ...
Oh, he had to have seen some to loose control of his bladder like that HAHAHAHAHA
Now, where are the soldiers with the mop?
How gracious...
Anonymous.. he feels better he had a big piss.
Lavender.. the raw prawn is mopping up.
MertyPipShips.. yes.
They're not as scary as living Aussies! I've seen this one before somewhere...hmmm...........
btw: you did NOT make for a tasty snack.
It floats around where the balloon goes hmmm.
I was stuck between two crusts.
Hmmmmm....like that? Why?
Yes, I overcooked you. Sorry about that.
Only a ghost can answer that.
Thank you all the same.
All the ghosts have floated away now!
Splat! Your scrambled egg is now served.
Ghosts still visit me...one is whispering in my ear right now and wants to know: WHEN IS THE EGG GOING TO PUT UP A NEW POST????????
Ouch...not so much a whisper, aferall. Humph!
Anonymous.. that's because I went *pffft*
Ces.. it has'nt got a deckchair in it!
Ophelia Grim.. I just have, so you can tell Humphrey the ghost that.
I did and he said "Thank you".
You can say thank you to him from me through you.
that Aussie ghost doesn't make any sense at all. he must be totally off his trolley.
ripped his freckle - that's gotta hurt.
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